Hey, I'm Paige. I never really know what to say for these things. Follow if you'd like.
friends: you need a boyfriend omg
me: ah yes let me go to the store and pick up a fresh one
the first caterpillar to turn into a butterfly must of been like YOOOOOOOOO
It’s actually a good thing that the zombie apocalypse starts in Florida because then the zombies only have one way to go and that’s straight up into trigger happy redneck territory. I give it two weeks before monster trucks and mullets save us.
can we talk about how this is still getting notes
*remembers i’m wearing eye makeup*
*points at a tiny singing bird* you shut the fuck up
i feel like tall people at concerts have everything they want in the world