catswithbenefits:

the first caterpillar to turn into a butterfly must of been like YOOOOOOOOO

homosaurus-rex:

homosaurus-rex:

It’s actually a good thing that the zombie apocalypse starts in Florida because then the zombies only have one way to go and that’s straight up into trigger happy redneck territory. I give it two weeks before monster trucks and mullets save us.

can we talk about how this is still getting notes

lazycookies:

*rubs eyes*

*remembers i’m wearing eye makeup*

*scREAMS*

bombliate:

[JUDGE VOICE] did u do the thing

mitunas-choice-rump:

just a friendly reminder that we are closer to  2017 than 2007 

professor-sex-and-dragneto:

 #REAL FUNNY OLD SPORT

vocaroo:

*points at a tiny singing bird* you shut the fuck up

basedgosh:

i feel like tall people at concerts have everything they want in the world

paintdoktahwho:

FAMILEE GAME NIGHT

by no-more-dark-sad-lonely-doctor